Ask me anything

''Reports of giant knitted appendages flying this way!"

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

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8 hours ago
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hello-tom:

at some point i think pepper stopped thinking of him as tony stark and refers to him privately as tony stop

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8 hours ago
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fragile-fallen-angel:

ya-boi-strider:

Somebody needs to give that guy an award

He just made that cop’s shitty day 10x better. He has to deal with grumpy, hateful protesters and then Jesus fucking shows up.

(Source: thegailygrind, via hannarrnarr)

8 hours ago
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punkwarren:

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

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8 hours ago
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The Plan of Viserys Targaryen as I Understand It
Step 1:Marry sister to a powerful warlord.
Step 2:
Step 3:Become King of Westeros.
8 hours ago
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mostly10:

Kit Harrington with a cat.

mostly10:

Kit Harrington with a cat.

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Best of Autocorrect

damonssalvatoree:

lordofthedawn:

rocknrollercoaster:

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I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.

"Killing her seems a bit harsh"

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8 hours ago
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crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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8 hours ago
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pxlbyte:

Aperture Logo Cuff Links

Theoretical physics is definitely ‘in’ this year.

Available at ThinkGeek

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8 hours ago
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shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

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