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''Reports of giant knitted appendages flying this way!"

mauve-alert:

I feel like I’m at a point in my life where I know I need to advance the main quest, but instead I faff about doing side quests because the main quest is intimidating and I don’t feel like I’ve leveled up enough to be able to handle it.

(via dumbledorkus)

54 minutes ago
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queenidinamenzel:

This was, is, and always will be, perfect.

(via tehbigmistake)

58 minutes ago
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pinkcookiedoedoodles:

Because some days I’m just a sad, shy, lethargic sloth with no backbone, but also I want to talk to someone? 



(via satanl0vesme)

4 hours ago
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My anaconda! DON’T!!!!

outofthewhore-dinary:

weirdoupthestreet:

bellaateyourmother:

this is the cutest fucking thing ever 

I literally can’t, this is too perf 

oh my god

(Source: iwannakissallama, via tehbigmistake)

4 hours ago
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fasterfood:

"God damn it!" i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply "okay". the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.

(via tehbigmistake)

4 hours ago
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A 14 year-old boy was recently raped at knife-point by a 20 year-old woman. When the story broke, it was primarily men who claimed he should have enjoyed it. It was feminists who validated his pain and spoke in support of him.

This is why we need feminism.

(via charlesneedsfeminism)

"but men get raped too-"

AND LOOK HOW YOU HANDLED THAT

(via booooost)

(via thesunitrisesslowlyasyouwalk)

4 hours ago
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relatetable:

asvprock:

Your anaconda doesn’t even go here.

image

(via thesunitrisesslowlyasyouwalk)

4 hours ago
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